Grocery Love

Turns out the best night of the year to go grocery shopping is February 14th -- who knew? I know this suggestion is a little late for this year, but next year, save your grocery list for V-Day. Pick out a cart that rolls nice and smooth, and ride it like a scooter up and down the vacant aisles. The few people shopping with you will express either amusement or alarm; either way, you win.

(If you happen to be burdened with a significant other, this activity can also be fun for two people.)