Dirty Little Secret

Sometimes you're eating pizza and you don't have a napkin. And you're holding a spot in line, so you couldn't possibly go and find one. There is another answer besides wiping your hands on your jeans and having an ugly grease stain. That answer is wiping your hands on your jeans while consciously deciding where you would like said stain to be. The stain will be darker than the rest of the fabric, so running your fingers down the outside seams is a good choice. (Don't tell your mom I told you.)